Help WantedPosted: October 30, 2013
I’m having a problem with my blogging assistant . . . and it’s a serious problem because my blogging assistant also happens to be my human mommy, so it’s not exactly as if I can easily replace her.
You might have noticed that we’ve been a little . . . well . . . how do I put this diplomatically? . . . horrible about blogging lately. We haven’t kept to our usual Tuesday and Friday blogging schedule. We haven’t participated in the Black and White Sunday or BlogPaws Wordless Wednesday blog hops. We’ve been absolutely dreadful at keeping up with all of the blogs that we really, really love to read, which makes us pretty crummy friends.
As you might imagine, my blogging assistant/mommy has come up with lots and lots of excuses: “Sorry, Harper Lee, Mommy has to be out of town for a few days.” “Sorry, Harper Lee, it’s a big football weekend for the LSU Tigers.” “Sorry, Harper Lee, Mommy really needs to clean the house.” “Sorry, Harper Lee, it’s time to get the garden ready for fall.” Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Whatever.
You’re now officially on notice, Mommy. I’ve started looking through the classified ads, and I have to say that I’ve found some pretty qualified prospects. So here’s the deal: It’s time for you to shape up. Get your act together. Focus. Remember that your Number One priority should be me and my blog and keeping up with our friends. So now you know what you need to do. Don’t make me pull a Donald Trump on you. You can be replaced.