Give Me the GavelPosted: January 4, 2023
Buzz from The Bee
Alright, I’ve watched the humans dilly dally on this speaker-of-the-house vote long enough. Give me the gavel. I’ll do it. I promise to represent everyone fairly–even the kitty cats, lizards, and squirrels–and everyone already knows that I’m (hu)man’s best friend.
Speaker Tallulah Bee. It has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Now let’s get this House of Representatives party started.
P.S. Many thanks to Sen. Chuck Schumer for letting me borrow his glasses.