On the Eighth Day of Christmas . . .Posted: January 1, 2019 Filed under: Things I Like | Tags: Black-Eyed Peas, Cabbage, Decoy Wine, Dogs, Golden Retriever, Happy New Year, Harper Lee, Pet Photography, Pets, Twelve Days of Christmas 6 Comments
. . . I made sure my humans have everything they need for a wealthy, healthy, and happy 2019. Wishing you the same. ❤
Happy New Year!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas . . .Posted: December 31, 2018 Filed under: Things I Like | Tags: Dogs, Golden Retriever, Happy New Year, Harper Lee, New Orleans, New Year, New Year's Eve, NOLA, Pet Photography, Pets, Tallulah, Thek9harperlee, Twelve Days of Christmas, Vintage Cars 8 Comments
. . . Tallulah and I took a moment to reflect on 2018. It’s been a great ride, and we cannot wait to see where the road takes us in 2019. 😉
Wishing our friends a happy and safe New Year’s Eve and best wishes for a fabulous New Year!
Four Resolutions That Are Destined for FailurePosted: January 5, 2018 Filed under: Things I Like | Tags: Dogs, Golden Retriever, Happy New Year, Harper Lee, New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Pet Photography, Pets, Resolutions, Tallulah, Thek9harperlee 23 Comments
It’s that time again. Humans across the globe have made resolutions for the new year. Be honest, humans. You’ve already blown a few, right? 😉 Well, this was the look on my face when my human mommy uttered these horrifying words to me on January 1: I have a few resolutions for you and Tallulah Bee, Miss Harper Lee. What?!?!?!? We’ll just see about that.
Resolution #1: No more dogs on the couch. This is just silly. First of all, Tallulah and I only get on the couch after our special blanket has been spread. And we only get on the couch after we’ve been invited. And we leave just enough room for one human to join us. The fact that there are two humans in our house is a minor technicality. Resolution #1 lasted approximately 8 hours, 36 minutes, and 7 seconds. That’s when the humans realized that we were in for several days of unusually frigid temperatures. At about they same time, they realized that two Golden Retrievers can give off a lot of heat. In a snap, Tallulah and I were cordially invited to join our humans in a little evening snuggle on the couch. We even managed to make room for both humans. We’re pretty sure this no-dogs-on-the-couch foolishness is a thing of the past . . . at least until the temperatures start to rise.
Resolution #2: No dinner before 5 p.m. Well, this one just made me laugh. You see, Tallulah and I have strong powers of persuasion. Tallulah has a way of climbing into a human lap that makes her completely impossible to ignore . . . after all, she does weight 62 pounds. And I have a certain stare that is beyond intimidating and frighteningly penetrating. That stare helped to ensure that our dinner on January 1 was served at 2:38 p.m. Resolution #2? Down!
Resolution #3: No more dogs in the kitchen during meal (or cocktail) preparation. Apparently, it’s not easy to maneuver in a relatively small kitchen with two Golden Retrievers in close proximity. If you ask me, the humans simply don’t appreciate the benefits of having dogs in the kitchen. They think that having to step over us as we lounge in the middle of the floor is some sort of inconvenience. They should look at it as exercise. Isn’t that what all the humans want to do more of at the start of each year? And don’t forget the cleaning benefits of having a dog in the kitchen. It’s been scientifically proven that having at least one dog in the kitchen decreases the need to mop the floor by 86.4 percent. Well, maybe that hasn’t actually been proven by science, but I can guarantee you that the smallest morsel of dropped human food is all-but-immediately consumed when Tallulah and I are on kitchen watch. Mommy needs to consider that before enacting her silly kitchen ban. Resolution #3 doesn’t stand a chance.
Resolution #4: No more obnoxious barking at the gate. What? Us? Obnoxious at the gate? Despite our totally innocent faces in this photo, Tallulah and I can get a little loud when we’re posted in our favorite lookout position. But we have a lot to say. We like to offer a hearty greeting to every single human and dog passing by. It’s not “obnoxious.” It’s “outgoing.” And if, on the very rare chance, a somewhat questionable human or dog should pass, Tallulah and I are just doing our job: protecting our domain. Hey, humans, you pay a security company actual dollars to do the very same thing that Tallulah and I are willing to do for just a few treats a day. Think about it. Yep, pretty sure this resolution is doomed.
So what about you? Did you make one or two resolutions for the new year? How’s that working for you?
Best Wishes for 2018!Posted: December 31, 2017 Filed under: Things I Like | Tags: 2017, 2018, Dogs, Golden Retriever, Happy New Year, Harper Lee, New Year's Eve, Pet Photography, Pets, Thek9harperlee 30 Comments
Oops . . . looks like I started my New Year’s Eve celebration a bit too early. It’s ok . . . I’m not driving. 😉 Thank you all so very much for joining me on my 2017 journey and for inviting me to share your year. Wishing you a Happy New Year’s Eve and all the best in 2018! With much love,
Miss Harper Lee
On the Eighth Day of Christmas: Happy New Year!Posted: January 1, 2015 Filed under: Things I Like | Tags: 2015, Christmas, Dogs, Eighth Day of Christmas, Golden Retriever, Happy New Year, Harper Lee, New Year, Pet Photography, Pets, Thek9harperlee, Twelve Days of Christmas 13 Comments
And on the eighth day of Christmas . . . my humans and I welcomed the New Year.
Wishing you peace and prosperity, health and happiness, and all that is good in 2015 and beyond.